MFW MY BIRTHDAY

MFW I SEE A NEW SADDLE PAD AND GIRTH WHEN WE GO TO THE HORSE FARM TODAY 


MFW MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WOULDN'T BE GETTING MANY PRESENTS BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BREYERFEST 


MFW I GO DOWNSTAIRS WHEN MY PARENTS CALL ME DOWN AND I SEE OVER 26 PRESENTS OF VARIOUS SIZES ON THE TABLE 


MFW I FIND OUT THEY'RE ALL FROM MY SISTER 


MFW I OPEN THE FIRST ONE TO FIND A SINGLE DOLLAR BILL INSIDE 


MFW I OPEN THE NEXT ONE TO FIND A SINGLE DOLLAR BILL AGAIN 


MFW I REALIZE WHERE THIS IS GOING


MFW EVERY SINGLE PRESENT EXCEPT 3 CONTAINED A SINGLE DOLLAR BILL AND I HAD TO OPEN ALL OF THEM IN ONE SITTING


mfw my sister's birthday is coming up and I've got plans for revenge
   

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IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, IT WAS PRETTY DARN FUNNY SEEING ALL THOSE BOXES AND REALIZING THERE WAS A SINGLE BILL IN EVERY BOX EXCEPT LIKE 3.

MY SISTER CAME UP WITH A PRETTY AWESOME IDEA

but she better be worried for her birthday, for I plan to do something worse then what she did