Buggy Styles (this is stupid yet horrifying)The landlord never told me of the pincher bug infestation. I just happened to stumble a disgusting horde of them in the shower and kitchen. Two days and I already hate the house I decided to rent.What a way to start off my life as a graduate. After all that hard work of grueling, minimum-wage pay jobs, I just had to rent the only house on the block infested with pincher bugs. I see them everywhere. The floor, the walls. Sometimes they fall off the ceiling. Others camp out in the bathroom to get me uneasy on bathing. It's horrid. It's like living with a bunch of devils that refuse to leave, even after all the sacrifices you've given them.I attempted to solve the problem with an exterminator, but he was no help. It was pointless paying him hundreds of dollars only to have the crawlers return.I tried every bug repellent out there, but it was useless.They just kept coming back.Other than being in the fridge and the shower, the worst place they were in was my bedroom. I can hear
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