Buggy Styles (this is stupid yet horrifying)The landlord never told me of the pincher bug infestation. I just happened to stumble a disgusting horde of them in the shower and kitchen. Two days and I already hate the house I decided to rent.What a way to start off my life as a graduate. After all that hard work of grueling, minimum-wage pay jobs, I just had to rent the only house on the block infested with pincher bugs. I see them everywhere. The floor, the walls. Sometimes they fall off the ceiling. Others camp out in the bathroom to get me uneasy on bathing. It's horrid. It's like living with a bunch of devils that refuse to leave, even after all the sacrifices you've given them.I attempted to solve the problem with an exterminator, but he was no help. It was pointless paying him hundreds of dollars only to have the crawlers return.I tried every bug repellent out there, but it was useless.They just kept coming back.Other than being in the fridge and the shower, the worst place they were in was my bedroom. I can hear
so this happenedCousin: Hey let me add my friends' server on your server listMe: Okay what's it called?Cousin: ItsJerryandHarryMe: ...wot.Cousin: ItsJerryandHarry.Me: Um...does he own the server?Cousin: Yeah I'm pretty sure they own it.Me: You do know Jerry and Harry are famous Minecrafters, right?Cousin: ...Oh so that's why so many people go on their server!Me: *freaking out on the inside* HOW DID YOU MEET THEM???Cousin: Uh...they called me and I answered and I was like "Hello?" and they were like "Uh, hello? Who is this?" and I went "Uh, who are you?" and they said "Uh, we're ordering pizza!" and I said "Um, I'm not the pizza guy" and then we were friends ever since.Me: Do they know you!??Cousin: They know my age but not my name (11)Me: WOT IS THIS.
Old Friend Pt. 2 (Collab)“Yeah, like when the one hater punched Ty and I tried beat the crap out of him!” Sky said. Jason laughed.“I remember that! Ty and I had to hold you back!” Jason said with a laugh.Ethan laughed. “Nice.”“Yeah, we’ve had far more adventures than the average person.” Sky said. “Like when Ty got kidnapped.”“Say what now?” Ethan asked.“Yeah, the squids kidnapped him and he found a way to create a hologram of himself so he could help us bust him out.” Jason said.Ethan blinked and stared at his old friends in shock. “...Since when did Ty know how to program a hologram?”Jason rubbed the back of his head awkwardly. “I may have taught him how.” He said. “I mean, he told me he was curious about it, so… why not?”Ethan sighed and shook his head a bit sadly. “I missed a lot.”Sky smiled grimly. “Are you here to stay?” He asked.Ethan smil
omg help me im dyingMe: *browsing through feedback* Me: *sees fanfic with Dan and Blaze* OOOOHHH DANIEL YOU'RE DEAD WITH ICE NOWMom: Who's Daniel?Me: *sweats nervously* Uh...a friend from school. He goes by Dan though Mom: In what class?Me: Pre-Engineering.Mom: How'd you guys become friends?Me: Uh...he asked me for a spare pencil one day and I gave him one and then he just kept asking me for one so we started talking and stuff.Mom: Oh...do you see him at lunch?Me: Yeah, we talk sometimes. He also really likes snakes.Mom: Gross.Me: He likes reptiles a lot...Mom: What race is he?Me: Uh...Caucasian I think...Mom: Oh...is he gay?Me: *sweats nervously* Uh no.Mom: Does he like you?Me: *SWEATS PROFOUNDLY* No i don't think soMom: Is he jealous that you talk to other guys?Me: *SWEATS A LOT* UH NO MOM I DONT THINK SO CAN I JUST DO MY THING NOW OKAY THANKSMom: Who's he dead with? You? A friend?Me: *HEAVILY SWEATS*
About SetoSo, as everyone pretty much knows, setosorcerer is now no longer a part of Team Crated.I have to admit, I love Seto. He's a very awesome dude, but I feel like half the people ranting in the YT comments about it aren't really even his fans. Seto got so little attention when in TC it really saddened me. Now he's been apparently 'kicked' from the group, he's everyone's attention.To be clear, I never saw the video he posted before it was taken down, so I don't know what it said.But with the ranting going on, did Seto even participate in anything with TC? PAX, the new LA house? I can see where Mitch, Jason, Jerome and all that lot are coming from but from what I can gather, Ty was the only one to vote against it and I can agree with him too - It's like kicking someone from your family for, I don't know, not turning up to a family reunion, or something. But, with everyone ranting isn't going to bring Seto back, they obviously have reasons, some they may not want to share with us. Plus it'